Friday, December 11, 2009

Small town Wisheck ND playing big city polictical douche baggerary

Read an article yesterday about a small town in ND that wants one of it's citizen to take down a wind turbine in his back yard. They say it's because he's in violation of zoning laws. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,579968,00.html (I know it's FoxNews, just read it.)

Now I know there are people out there are completely by the book and think he broke the law. If that's you, you're a douche and are most likely a member of your locate home owners association.

So I take it upon myself to post a note on the city's website guest book, which is somewhat surprising since I'm not one for causes, with a light note saying they should leave the guy alone. When I view the other posts there where three more saying more or less the same thing. This morning I thought I'd look to see if there were any more, curious to see how many there were today. Guess what I found. Whoever is in charge of the website had erased all the entry's in support of leaving the wind turbine up.

Obvious the next step in Righting the Wrongs of Man is bombard the cite with entries until they cave. www.wishek-nd.com/ Fight the man, and save the turbine.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Job Progression

Well I'm back, too much bullshit going on in the world for me not to either bang my head into the wall or rant on this happy medium.

Today's topic is on Miss California, the head moron of the almost crowned. Really all I care about is the 'media' stop talking about this broad, but since it doesn't seem like that will happen anytime soon here's my take.

Ok so what happen, Miss California was asked a question and she told the judges her honest opinion. Done, over, consider yourself holding the silver. Her mistake was thinking anyone really gave a shit about what she really thinks. I don't say this because she in a beauty contest, but because she completely disregarded her target audience, the judges. One of the judges is a well known pillow bitter, who is not shy about letting you know about his views.

Let's put it in situation we've all been in, a job interview. So you're interviewing with the owner who's office has an extreme elmer fudd motif, stuffed heads on the wall. Now you are a card carrying member of PETA, and own three cats, two dogs, and a partridge in a vegan pear tree. Unfortunately you need a job, and this would really get you out of a tough spot. What do you do? Tell him you think all animals have souls, and shouldn't be murdered, all while smiling and looking innocent.

Fuck No, you smile your ass off and tell him how tasty Bambi most have been. You look at your surroundings and kiss the ass of the person you want something from.

Now on the other hand she could be brilliant if she knew what she was doing and planned the whole thing. Very Bushesique.

That is all.